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Things don’t always go as planned.

**Warning, Uncharitable Rant Alert: If you consider yourself a good Christian, or even a decent human being, you might like to skip this and go on to your next blog.

Just yesterday I said that I wouldn’t be lazy anymore, and just take comments out of context to make a funny post. Well, there’s not much I can do about Divine Intervention, and that’s exactly what happened after that promise was made.

There is a member of the Mama Drama team who seems to spend more time commenting on Jenny’s posts than working on her own, and sadly, it shows. While this may not be an issue to her, as she seems to have set the bar at mediocrity (a goal she regularly achieves), I thought I would add my two cents worth in an effort to add some humor. To use the word sadly again, it didn’t work.

Given that I received a relatively severe bollocking, I thought, "What the heck, I’ve been insulted! That’s got to be worth something, a free post maybe.

Here is a series of comments taken straight from one of her posts, they are entirely un-edited and are copied in a block exactly as they appear in the comments section, but they may be considered out of context as I’m not about to include all the comments for that post, and the actual post is too boring to include anyway. You make up you own mind…..

Mark says he believes in Jiffy Pop.

Willow tree believes in …Corpus Delicti.

I can’t even speculate what holidays you two celebrate. 

But check out Willowtree’s astute use of language, Mark!  Who’s the lawyer here?!

Posted by: Stephanie  at December  4, 2006 04:16 PM

This is starting to sound like a Mythbusters episode. Have you
contacted the Discovery Channel yet? The dude made a meatloaf on his
motorcycle exhaust once, I’m sure they’d be interested…

Posted by: AnotherMom  at December  4, 2006 05:49 PM

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday! The words "meatloaf on his motorcycle" not referring to the ‘Bat out of Hell’ guy.

Posted by: willowtree  at December  4, 2006 08:03 PM

Stephanie–I think willowtree is just trying to impress us or maybe
he’s trying to impress Barbie (who the H*** is Barbie?). Anyway, you
can stop trying willowtree because I don’t give out comment awards.

Another Mom–You didn’t happen to get the recipe did you? My
meatloaf isn’t even edible when I bake it in an oven. A few exhaust
fumes couldn’t hurt.

willow tree–How old are you?

Posted by: min  at December  4, 2006 09:43 PM

Min, if you ever visited my site you’d know how old I was. If you want me to stop leaving comments, OK.

Posted by: willowtree  at December  5, 2006 02:20 AM

Oooh, one facetious remark about your age and you are cut to the
quick. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were so sensitive—probably
because I never visit your blogsite; Never have, never will. As for
leaving comments…that should be one’s individual choice, so do as you
like. We all know who you click over to chron.com to read…and I
somehow doubt it’s the comic.

—Oh, and I’m not being facetious about your sensitivity, that’s a good thing in my book.—

Posted by: min  at December  5, 2006 06:16 AM

Ok, now for some commentary, I didn’t include it next to the comments because I said it was unadulterated….

I mentioned that Min had never visited my site because a few days ago I had a post saying exactly how old I am, age is not an issue. I said that if she wanted me to stop I would, because that’s what she said in the comment immediately prior to mine.

Mindy seems to consider it quite an accomplishment to have never visited my site, a concept that I find rather perplexing, given that a) she spends so much time in Jenny’s comments either addressing me directly or referring to me, and b) her comment about the comic is strange indeed, seeing as I made a post about it just recently.

So there it is, a rant that really is of no interest to anyone except me, but then from what I read all around the place, that’s one of the advantages of having a blog. I did think twice about writing this as I didn’t want Mindy being offended if I accidentally said that she was a self-centered, arrogant, braindead moron…but then I realised that it would be more insulting to any braindead moron who happened to be reading. Plus Mindy never comes here anyway (if she did, she wouldn’t be surprised by this post) so it should be fine.

PS. Talk about divine intervention! I was going to say something nasty about Mindy personally but decided against it because its just not my style (getting personal that is, taking the piss is another matter). Well wouldn’t you know it, and I’m not making this up, when I went back to copy the comments, Mindy actually said what I was thinking in the very next post, so I’ll let her tell you…

"Then came the divorce. It was a bad divorce.

It left me bitter and antagonistic toward men,  it made me despise the entire gender…"

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