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It’s all settled.

Mindy has just contacted to me to explain that it was all a misunderstanding, and I accept that it was. Phew, just as well I didn’t overreact and be a real a prick about it the whole thing by saying something nasty. Now that could have been embarrassing.

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In truth though, I think I just won her over with my spiffy outfit.

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Avast, me panties!

Dalnott_032I guess it’s pretty clear by now that I’m not one to be trifled with. Having a mind like a steel trap, a tongue as sharp as a skinning knife, the courage of a lion and the cunning of a fox  makes me a formidable dude. And not being able to tell whether I’m a camping goods store or a pet store makes me somewhat schizoid.

As you would know by now, I’m a force of nature, with a sunny disposition and problem with wind, so it’s obvious that I’m not a fair weather friend, in fact I’m as loyal as a Beagle (that’s three pet shop, two camping goods and a weather report if you’re keeping score).

It’s evident that I’m a serious writer who brooks no insult and tolerates no babbling, I’m rock, an island, a port in a storm (shit! now we’re adding geography and more weather reports).

So what I’m saying is, don’t mess with me! (You know, I can’t help thinking this would be much more believable  without the picture).

PS. I’m not sure, but I think that they are incontinence panties. If you really want an experience, do a search for "big girl’s panties", (if you’re feint of heart make sure you have safe search turned on).