Even I couldn’t come up this something like this! I’m going to copy this word for word from The Sunday Telegraph….I don’t know where it is within the link I just gave because I’m copying it word for word from a real live newspaper.
Shit! I’m just now proof reading and I suddenly realized I could have cut and pasted the article from the link I gave…derrr, too late I’ve already finished typing it out, fuck! I hope you appreciate the effort I’ve made for you.
An elderly man was found decapitated in a suspected murder in the back yard of his Armidale home yesterday. Relatives found the 82 year old’s body in the rear garden of his Markham house about about 2pm.
Police refused to confirm details of the man’s injuries last night, saying only that they were treating the death as "suspicious". Sources confirmed last night that the pensioner had been decapitated, and told The Sunday Telegraph his head had been found near his body.
"All we are saying at this stage is that we are treating the man’s death as suspicious" a police spokesman said.
…Police said it was too early to tell how long the man had been dead, although he had been seen alive the previous day.
Suspicious, nah…seems like natural causes to me. I sure hope the cops can figure out how long he’s been dead though, that would make things much easier.
Anyway, enjoy your weekend, I’m back down on the Coast.
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