Well, there’s good news and bad then of course there’s bad news. The BAD news is that no-one got it completely correct, the GOOD news is that this allows my to utilize the ‘G.Dubya method of decision making’, whereby I totally base my decision on my own opinion while completely disregarding any and all relevant input. That should work out well, I don’t foresee any problems using this method (this is also part of the method).
There were some half correct answers and there were some totally wrong answers that were so wrong they probably deserve a prize of some sort. In fact I think I might even award some (it means driving into town, but hey, you guys mean so much to me you’re worth it).
So the correct answer, if I had gotten it would have been Shampoo and Soap, and if you don’t believe me, here are the items before I unwrapped them…
It’s not every day you get given a block (huh?) of shampoo that has instructions that include "peel of wax before using", and how many of you can honestly say that your soap is made of sea vegetables. All I can say is that sometimes it may be a good thing to be in the middle of the worst drought in 100 years.
So, now I’ll have you sort through the mess that is the comments to determine who gets what, this will be based on what crap I can find in the five and dime (no, we don’t call them five and dimes) and how much I want your address (hopefully that will freak out enough people that I won’t have to send out much stuff at all!).
I don’t see this happening before tomorrow, after all I have to drive 80 miles round trip before I can even think about awarding prizes (because I don’t know how many I’ll have). Obviously if soap was part of your answer you should get a horse condom, but I think there were a few that said soap so I have to try and get some more.
Oh yeah! For all you geniuses that guessed rocks…Have you any idea how expensive international postage is!!! And do you realise it’s based on weight!!!
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