Yesterday the Pioneer Woman insulted me (ha! get in line baby!) by saying, and I quote "Willowtree, you’re the biggest smartass in my Comments section."
Now I could take the time to prove her wrong by demonstrating that I really am a kind, nurturing, sensitive guy, but it would be much easier to prove her right, so here goes….
Question: Name two things Willowtree has that the Pioneer Woman doesn’t.
Answer: A Pug and a Border Collie that can run.
Or to be more precise, a freshly washed Pug, and a freshly washed Border Collie that can run.
Hey come on guys, it was a joke! Please send your hate mail to someone else who really deserves it (you choose). I honestly do feel bad for the PioneerWoman right now, it’s awful having a pet get injured and my thoughts go out to you Ree. I don’t feel so bad about you not having a Pug though, after all you killed the last one you had. (damn! maybe I should have stopped talking)
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