Seeing as I don’t have access to Jerry Springer or a major TV network to allow me to publicly confess, I guess I’ll just have to use my blog.
I don’t know what got into me, it must be a midlife crisis or something, I had a long term committed relationship that I was
happy content with. So what was I thinking when I risked it all for someone younger and thinner? It must have been the ego stroking that I got from a level of affection not seen by me in years, or it may just have been the thrill of something new an different. I honestly don’t know what could have caused me to be so reckless as to risk everything for some cheap thrills.
IN the end, Karma has done a number on me to teach me a lesson in loyalty. And just like something out of the pages of a Mills and Boon novel, my heart has been ripped out, spat on and thrown in the kitchen tidy. Yes that’s right folks, I’m pretty sure Bobby has just been having a fling, and I’m the other guy.
He took off again last night and I’m now almost positive that he has a home on a neighboring property and he’s just coming here to mooch food and play with Buddy, and for this I risked alienating Bentley. There’s really only be one place that he can come from, a house that was recently completed about 2 miles from here. I hear the new owners have just moved in, and everyone else within 10 miles has been here for years.
Next time he shows up I’m grabbing him and taking there to expose his nefarious scheme, then we’ll see how cute he is. In any event, he’ll be getting no more food from me!
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