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Speaking of…..

This morning Jenny posted a sentence and a link and so far has around 80 comments, so I figure that according to the Law of Averages, if I do a well thought out and well written post about the same thing, with at least ten links, I should get somewhere in the order of 8 comments. So here goes. (I’ll be substituting symbols a bit to cut down on the weirdos, by the
way, if you found this through a search for porn, go away you pervert)

Now I’ve always had a fondness for the old vag1na and it therefore gives me great pleasure…. anyway, being an unsophisticated guy, and one who got all his sex education from the old tradesmen on construction sites (I was taught that foreplay, was just being polite, and involved tapping your wife on the shoulder and asking if she was awake, but that it wasn’t really necessary), I have to admit that I’ve always thought of va-jay-jays as a place of mystery, a warm and comforting place where all of us come out of, and half of us spend the rest of our lives trying to get back into.

When I read Jenny’s post I was reminded of an American artist who had an exhibition here a couple of years ago that was completely made up of life sized coochies that she made from molds of her friends’ equipment. Now that’s what I call Art!! But despite my best efforts, I couldn’t find her (if you know who I’m talking about please let us all know via the comments), what I did find though, was a plethora of p#ssy, a cornucopia of c*nt, volumes of vag1nas and tons of tw@ts (I could go on, but I’m sure I’m the only one amused by my inventive collective terms).

So for your education and pleasure, here are some of the things I found while searching (no way am I putting in any of the medical stuff I unfortunately found, gross!):

  • Starting off with possibly the single most impressive site I found, this is a genuine one stop shop for snatch, a veritable Wiki of wooki. It’s called All About My Vagina and it most definitely is. Of all the links I found, this one is actually worthwhile.
  • Next, to lighten things up a bit, you can’t go past Pussy Puppets.
  • Here’s something that I only learned through my search (I must state categorically that this was a proper search, not a browse through porn sites, so there is some educational stuff here), who knows about the Yoni ?
  • Do you like your treats while you read about your privates? Then try some of these.
  • And if you need a nice place to relax while you’re reading, this Rocking Vulva might be for you. (although in truth, I don’t know if it really is furniture or just kinetic sculpture)
  • This is just too strange, even for me.
  • And I’ve got no idea what this is all about!
  • Another reference site for all things genital, including art, literature, and live shows (again not porn)
  • And finally, an article about C*ntfest (I kid you not, and it was put on by women), which seems to be trying to break the record for the most times the word can be used in a single post.

So what do you think, wasn’t that interesting? (anyone who says they preferred it when I wasn’t posting will be banned from future posts!) Who would have thought there would be so many sites devoted to this subject that don’t even need a credit card in order for you to enter!

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21 Responses

  1. Wow. I’m comment number one on this record breaking post? Great job of catering to what your readers seem to want.
    Welcome back!

  2. Willowtree just how far will you go in an attempt to increase your comments? (Secretly commending you)!

  3. If only you could have combined this with your one involving the Pavlova. (But as you know I’ve always had a problem with Passionfruit)

  4. I am speechless! 🙂

  5. Wow! what a way to start the day….

  6. Who knows about the yoni? I do! I do!

    PS. If you want to get 80 comments you should stop sending away the perverts. Most of my commenters are perverts and ex-felons. Or perverted ex-felons.

    PPS. Missed you.

  7. Seven down, only 73 more to go!

    I’m no prude, but I have to say that I don’t get how all this makes women feel empowered. Just like I don’t get how men talking about Little Richard would make them feel empowered. (No, that’s not what I call my husband’s. I think he would be upset if I did.)

    Aren’t we all more than the sum of our parts? I am not my vagina, damn it! I think I’m going to write a song about it similar to this one: http://www.rhapsody.com/indiaarie/iamnotmyhair
    What would that music video look like?

  8. And here I never thought I’d see vulva puppets again.

    Since most of your readers are women, I demand equal time for the penis!

  9. You already have 8 comments, so I’m not sure if I should even say anything.

  10. I am having a heck of a time trying to post a comment. For some reason my computer keeps going back to a Dell – Google site. Everytime I hit the back button, I lose my very profound comment and have to start over. I hope your site meter doesn’t explode today. Would you post all the search words that appeared today? Just curious. So glad you are ‘back at it.’

  11. What are ‘links I can’t go to while at work’, Alex?

  12. Wow. When you go missing, you come back with a bang.

  13. Min – What record are you talking about, do you mean my attempt at the longest consecutive run of mediocre posts?

    Beccy – there are no limits.

    Paul – I had a dream this morning that involved me throwing passionfruits to you and Sue. Honest!

    Katie – I hear you!

    Mary – I wrote it at around 3:30 in the afternoon, which I think would have been a better time to read it too.

    Jenny – Damn! You finally knew the answer but there was no prize. Oh well just knowing you knew should be reward enough.
    PS. I missed the bowl.

    Jenni – I’ve never been able to figure out the whole empowerment thing either, (or should that be the hole empowerment thing?)

    Tiff – A whole post about the one-eyed pajama python, hmmm, that may be a bit hard.

    Melissa – A wise decision.

    Swampy – Whenever you have trouble commenting (or think you may) highlight what you’ve written and right-click ‘copy’. Then when you reload the page all you have to do is right-click ‘paste’.

    James – Just tell them you have a sex addiction, being a disadvantaged company they should show some understanding.

    Jen – You do realise that ‘bang’ is Aussie slang for intercourse don’t you?

  14. Well what can I say!! but you now have another comment and we’re all wondering how you’re going to top this post.

  15. My favorite part of the post: “I’ve always thought of va-jay-jays as a place of mystery, a warm and comforting place where all of us come out of, and half of us spend the rest of our lives trying to get back into.” haha

    Interesting sites you found. I shudder to think of what you also found on the way.

    Chocolate penis–finally, one I can bite and destroy.

  16. Following in the footsteps of my mother –

    Willowtree’s post about female parts
    did nothing but shake me and give me the starts
    I tried not to stare
    at the grotesqueness there
    but I think that they gave me the farts.

  17. Next to my computer guru who makes house calls, you are my next most favorite person in the world. Thanks for the advice, once again. I hope you aren’t keeping a tab on all this advice you’ve given me the last 7 months.

  18. My,my

  19. Oh clever me, I stay away, and you write a post all about the glory of female body parts. Then, I mark my return by making the same stupid comment twice. Oh well, you have very interesting although somewhat bizarre links.

  20. First, sorry to have created limerick monsters everywhere!

    Okay, no I’m not.

    But that you OH so much to your tribute to … What (most) Men Want.

    I’ve been a nurse for (…) years, and I’ve never had so much education!!

    PS.
    Yes, Typepad has banned by work computer. I’m still around, though! I just have to comment when I can.

  21. LOl This was very amusing return.

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