Well, in case any of you are feeling neglected, overlooked, left out and unappreciated, and are wondering how to get blog awards, I have the secret! Just tell everyone that you don’t like them, don’t want them, don’t agree with the concept and would refuse them if they came your way, and then just sit back and wait for them to come rolling in.
Seems I’ve just been awarded another one, this time it’s the prestidigitatious Swampy’s Award. Now in truth, I’m not really sure what the criteria is (I kinda speed read the explanation when it was awarded to Marnie, short attention span), or why I was awarded it (unless it has something to do with having an abnormally large penis, then in that case I know how come I got it).
After some minor modifications I think it looks kinda spiffy in my rapidly expanding Award cabinet, if this keeps up I may even be able to stop awarding myself stuff.
Thanks Swampy, I’ll treasure it, unless I got it for being a fuckwit, then maybe I won’t.
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