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What brought you here.

I was watching TV and had all but decided that I had nothing to say (and I can’t just keep posting puppie pics), so I would probably not post anything today. Then like a flash, I had an epiphany! Of course, why not use the refuge of the lazy blogger?

So without further meaningless prose whose sole purpose is to try to disguise this half-arsed, lazy post by adding paragraphs simply to make the post longer, let’s have a look at some of the searches that have found the Dingo over the last day or so.

It should come as no surprise , given the name of my blog, that there is a smattering of Barbie searches:

barbie bridge
"Barbie Woods"
Funny Barbie Stories –
Hey they’re all funny!
Barbie Bridges
put closes on barbies –
WTF???
barbie fuck (cz) – 
Do you think he means the doll?
lest barbie (rus)
funny barbie stories
barbie guys –
I actually found a transsexual Barbie on the net a few days ago.

I don’t know who Barbie Bridge is, but there seems to be a few people looking for her. Perhaps I should have followed some of the links to find out…nah, I don’t really give a shit.

As usual there are a few looking for Dingoes (again due to the blog title) and other native animals:
what do dingos look like?Like dogs you moron.
bilby and how it got endangered
I need a time line of the dingo?Do you need it or not?
dingo got meMe too.

Then there’s normally a collection of esoteric stuff that I’m not sure how I got involved, but I’m sure there’s a reason:
sao biscuit vanilla slice recipe
Comet parts 3KV
pictures of cooperstown
black angus slang
so you think the world has troubles, eh?
you tube angel DAVID BOREANZ
shocking revelation

You can make up your own captions for those ones.

Occasionally you get a couple that you just have to say "WTF?":
mega burp erection
k-fed big penis pics

I have never done this where there hasn’t been at least a few searches for Pepe Le Peu. Ironically, the post that gets me into the search engine is about baseball (there’s a link in the sidebar if you’re interested, it’s called Play Ball):
pepe la peu
pepe la peu skunk

These next two are compliments of Mark, and I always get someone looking for doggie porn, in fact, I’ve included his comment as it formed part of the precis:
doggy porn (De)
www. canine porn .com…Yours are just too sweet-looking to be classified porn. Doggy porn…Puppy porn…canine porn…Hope those helps with the search engine. …

And finally, I’m so proud of these ones! As you can see I ranked number one in the search, and the first one had over a million results:
being Desperate for Love blogs (#1 of 1,370,000)
chicks with firm breasts (#1 0f 600,000)
spell plack (#1 of 5,500)

As I was typing this, the pup chewed through the speaker cables. I now have no sound until I join them back together tomorrow. Lucky it wasn’t the 240V cables.

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20 Responses

  1. I’m not sure this is a lazy post you had to do the research – some of the searches are highly amusing; they must be filled with disappointment !!

  2. It’s just not fair. I never get people coming to my blog from searches. Well, okay, there were three posts that brought people to my blog through searches. I got several hits when I talked about the Brad Paisley song “Ticks” and I also got a few for “gymnast hairdos”.

    Then someone who reads my blog regularly did an intentional search on “Jenni panties” or something to see if they would come up with the post about my underwear drawer. It was on like the 6th page of results. I still took that post down–not because it made Danny uncomfortable, but because I gave my blog address to family members. It’s okay for perfect strangers to see my underwear, but not family.

    Oh crap. I’ve written another full post in your comments. Now what will I write on my blog for today?

  3. Oh, and I would like to know what a “mega burp erection” is and what kind of sicko a) thinks K-Fed would have a big penis and b) would want to see pictures of it.

  4. Your friend Melissa: still the number one hit for “frothy urine looks like”

  5. Barbie Bridge–card game.
    You can never post too many cute pet pics.

  6. and your sister Pamela:
    number one hit for “making birds sounds with farting.”

    I also got “little woman fat union army job”

    Mega burp erection????
    Now I’m curious yellow.

  7. Barbie Bridge is where all your dead barbies go and wait for you to reunite with you when you die.

    Duh.

  8. I can’t figure out how to research how people find their way to my blog on a search. I shudder to think what comes up on Google, after reading this! lol

    mega burp erections and k-fed big penis pics, lol!

  9. Those are fascinating- and hysterical!

    Oh, and I saw 3 kinds of wallaby at the San Antonio Zoo last weekend. Happy now? What’s the other thing? The Australian Stick Insects? Love those! Crazy!

    Anyway, I saw wallabies and stick insects and thought of you.

  10. So glad my work is paying off. There’s nothing like those dogs puppies pets showing their testicles balls scrotums on their back side front and you posting lots of hot wild photos of them. Now that you’ve got three dogs you can post pictures of the ménage à trois, but most people don’t have macs so they can’t do those neat accents, so I better say menage a trois and those poor spellers might look for menage a twa. Three dogs, all under one roof – it doesn’t get any hotter than that. You’re welcome, WT.

  11. So glad my work is paying off. There’s nothing like those dogs puppies pets showing their testicles balls scrotums on their back side front and you posting lots of hot wild photos of them. Now that you’ve got three dogs you can post pictures of the ménage à trois, but most people don’t have macs so they can’t do those neat accents, so I better say menage a trois and those poor spellers might look for menage a twa. Three dogs, all under one roof – it doesn’t get any hotter than that. You’re welcome, WT.

  12. Dear willowtree. Lucky the pooch didn’t electrocute herself! And I’m so busted you saw me looking for the k-fed big penis pics. Shite.

  13. Oh my GOD! Even better – my comment in Mark’s post is the number one hit for frothy urine looks like.

    “Frothy urine looks like”. Or maybe “frothey urine looks like”, or perhaps “help me with my frothy urine”

    Here’s hoping you get some urine-related hits too. You’re welcome.

    Urine urine urine

  14. I get searches every day for various combinations of aunty breasts and/or milk, and weeing my pants. I don’t think I ever talked about my aunty’s breasts. (I didn’t wee my pants either if you’re curious).

  15. ahhh on bended knee got me alot of hits on my blog.. urr funky hits to… see if it helps you any 😛

  16. laughing and shaking my head… it’s a mystery to me how you figure out where the hits come from.

    Jake stopped chewing cables just after I gave up and got a back up of both (work laptop and home) power supplies.

    sigh.

  17. Congratulations on being #1 🙂

    And on being more than one in a million.

  18. Beau and Belle are TOO cute!! Looking at their pictures is making me yearn for a kitten and a puppy. I might have to send a travel box to Oz!!! Oh, and Jasper chewed my speaker cables when he was pup. In fact, nothing was sacred when he was in the chewing stage. Now he is totally into digging.

  19. I don’t think an epiphany by itself has quite the impact like a realization and an epiphany together….

  20. Did someone have an epiphany about their frothy urine while watching doggie porn?!

    What?!

    I’m confused…

    Oh, and WT, you’ve been tagged at Mama Drama. Yesterday, but I couldn’t blog from home until this morning.

    (Maybe someday I can figure out how to get my work computer unbanned from Typepad…)

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