I was watching TV and had all but decided that I had nothing to say (and I can’t just keep posting puppie pics), so I would probably not post anything today. Then like a flash, I had an epiphany! Of course, why not use the refuge of the lazy blogger?
So without further meaningless prose whose sole purpose is to try to disguise this half-arsed, lazy post by adding paragraphs simply to make the post longer, let’s have a look at some of the searches that have found the Dingo over the last day or so.
It should come as no surprise , given the name of my blog, that there is a smattering of Barbie searches:
Funny Barbie Stories – Hey they’re all funny!
put closes on barbies – WTF???
barbie fuck (cz) – Do you think he means the doll?
lest barbie (rus)
funny barbie stories
barbie guys – I actually found a transsexual Barbie on the net a few days ago.
I don’t know who Barbie Bridge is, but there seems to be a few people looking for her. Perhaps I should have followed some of the links to find out…nah, I don’t really give a shit.
As usual there are a few looking for Dingoes (again due to the blog title) and other native animals:
what do dingos look like? – Like dogs you moron.
bilby and how it got endangered
I need a time line of the dingo? – Do you need it or not?
dingo got me – Me too.
Then there’s normally a collection of esoteric stuff that I’m not sure how I got involved, but I’m sure there’s a reason:
sao biscuit vanilla slice recipe
Comet parts 3KV
pictures of cooperstown
black angus slang
so you think the world has troubles, eh?
you tube angel DAVID BOREANZ
You can make up your own captions for those ones.
Occasionally you get a couple that you just have to say "WTF?":
mega burp erection
k-fed big penis pics
I have never done this where there hasn’t been at least a few searches for Pepe Le Peu. Ironically, the post that gets me into the search engine is about baseball (there’s a link in the sidebar if you’re interested, it’s called Play Ball):
pepe la peu
pepe la peu skunk
These next two are compliments of Mark, and I always get someone looking for doggie porn, in fact, I’ve included his comment as it formed part of the precis:
doggy porn (De)
www. canine porn .com…Yours are just too sweet-looking to be classified porn. Doggy porn…Puppy porn…canine porn…Hope those helps with the search engine. …
And finally, I’m so proud of these ones! As you can see I ranked number one in the search, and the first one had over a million results:
being Desperate for Love blogs (#1 of 1,370,000)
chicks with firm breasts (#1 0f 600,000)
spell plack (#1 of 5,500)
As I was typing this, the pup chewed through the speaker cables. I now have no sound until I join them back together tomorrow. Lucky it wasn’t the 240V cables.
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