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Yet another award

Rhino_002_2 Yesterday I received this in the mail. Hmm, I wonder what it could be? Surely it can’t be my replika Viagra I only placed the order this morning. Maybe it’s that replika Marnie doll I ordered some time ago, yeah that’s most likely it.
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So I flipped it over (getting in some practice for the doll) and saw a customs declaration stating it was 1 plastic trophy. WTF? I know a pretty young bride is sometimes referred to as a trophy bride, but this seems a bit of excess hyperbole for a blow up doll!

There’s only one way to solve this mystery, open the fucking package you dimwit! So I unwrapped it and here’s what I found….

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That’s some purty box you got there…Yep sure is! And it looks like it’s tied up with tobacco pipe floss, the furries will love that. But what’s inside for gosh sakes!!! Ok here goes…

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Well if that don’t beat all! Mindy sent me an actual 3D award. This is a real unique handmade trophy, now all I have to do is figure out how to
unglue the lid of the shaker box she used for the base and I’ll have
somewhere to keep my stash.

But you know me, I like my sidebar bling, so if you look over to the right you should see my new award….Thanks Min.

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Flushed with my recent Youtube success, here’s a little teaser. What do you think is going on here?

The answer will be revealed tomorrow, but you can have a guess if you like.

Now, on to more impotent issues (no, that’s not a typo), seems news of my erectile dysfunction has reached the Internet, and over the past couple of days I have received numerous offers of help. While I know most of you are ladies, a lot of you do have husbands (and one Canadian has a Daktokan toyboy) so I’m posting these as a public service to you all. The tittles of the emails are in boldface. I’m not including any of the links but if you want them just let me know. No corrections have been made to the spelling.

Wanna Have Harder E-rection?:
Introducing E-rectiion Pills "Vigramax" which guarantees long lasting pleasures and cure premature ejaculation. Safe to take without any side-effect. Satisfaction guuaranteeess…or your money back without question ask.
I get the distinct impression that the author either has English as a second language, or they ditched a lot of classes.

Re:
If you don’t know how to allure the women – Penis Enlarge Patch knows.
With Penis Enlarge Patch you will never have problems with your tool of love.
Ah yes, my tool of love…I sure have a love of my tool.

Does 8 incches Enough 4 U?:
The Only Clinically Tested Penis N-largement Pills that works..
– add 1-4 inches to your peniis
– 20% thicker
– 5x more enjoyable orgasm
– or your monneyy back without question ask!
Join miilliions of delighted users which has been benefited with "ManXL".
Now you’re talking, not only can I add 4 inches to the ole love tool, I can make it 20% thicker too! Not to mention the exponentially more enjoyable orgasms. Sign me up to be an Xtra Large Man.

Multiple The Sexual PLeasure:
Here’s latest "ManXL" formula has been proven to add inches to the sizes while multiplying
orgasms like never had before. Our products is light years ahead of our competitors which has millions of happy users. Check us out..You won’t regret.
Hey I told you I was sold, but seeing as you’ve added multiple orgasms to the offer, send me two boxes of these as well please.

Does  Ur Cock Hard Enough?
"Vigramax" is better than Pfizer Viiagrra because:
– Guaaraantees last 3x erection than Viaggra
– Safe to take, no side effects at all
– Boost and increase se-xual performance
– Haarder e-rectiions and quick recharge
– Proven and certified by experts and doctors
– only $0.94 per tabs
What kind of a dumb question is that? If my cock doesn’t long enough, it certainly doesn’t hard enough either. But hey, quick recharge at only a dollar a pill (you could almost say that’s a buck a fuck), sure I’ll have some of those too.

Why Pay More?:
Why pay more for originals when replikas are  look 99.9% alike?
Highest quality of replikas assured which can’t differentiate the difference with originals.
And available at 95% original prices. Try us out today..
Wait a minute, are we talking sex pills or watches here? I don’t know about this one, how can I be sure to get longer, thicker, harder woodies and still be able to fire off orgasms like a machine gun if I buy replikas of fake Viagra.

Update: I was proofreading this after I posted it and suddenly realised what it actually said. I can buy a fake watch at 5% discount off the price of the original article. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Latest in Market:
Scientist revealed that "Vigramax" known to:
– cure premature ejectulation
– increase sensation during orgasm
– 5x long-lasting erections
– increase sexual stamina.
Even if you dont have impotence, Vigramax will  greatly increase your sexual performance.
I almost signed up for this too, because that damn premature ejectulation thing is a real pain, but then I though,"hey, if I can now have tons of orgasms, why do I need to worry about premature ejaculation?" Specially since I’ve also got the quick recharge pill.