Yesterday I received this in the mail. Hmm, I wonder what it could be? Surely it can’t be my replika Viagra I only placed the order this morning. Maybe it’s that replika Marnie doll I ordered some time ago, yeah that’s most likely it.
So I flipped it over (getting in some practice for the doll) and saw a customs declaration stating it was 1 plastic trophy. WTF? I know a pretty young bride is sometimes referred to as a trophy bride, but this seems a bit of excess hyperbole for a blow up doll!
There’s only one way to solve this mystery, open the fucking package you dimwit! So I unwrapped it and here’s what I found….
That’s some purty box you got there…Yep sure is! And it looks like it’s tied up with tobacco pipe floss, the furries will love that. But what’s inside for gosh sakes!!! Ok here goes…
Well if that don’t beat all! Mindy sent me an actual 3D award. This is a real unique handmade trophy, now all I have to do is figure out how to
unglue the lid of the shaker box she used for the base and I’ll have
somewhere to keep my stash.
But you know me, I like my sidebar bling, so if you look over to the right you should see my new award….Thanks Min.
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