Caroline (Marnie’s lovely mother, and a person who doesn’t deserve to have such a spiteful daughter), sent me some of Marnie’s school memorabilia the other day. I thought I might share them with you.
Yes, she really did excel a Math.
It’s a wonder she didn’t take up Veterinary studies.
This was told to me by Caroline…
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little
to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little
tried to warn the farmer. She read, "…. and so Chicken Little went up
to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’ ".
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?".
Marnie raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Shit! A talking chicken!".
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