I don’t normally do memememes but in this case I’ll make an exception, a) because it gives me yet another chance to gripe about my lot in life, b) I don’t know Beckie well enough to know what her reaction would be if I didn’t do it (I simply don’t have the energy to take out more restraining orders, plus I’ve already reached my limit), and c) hey! you saw yesterday’s post, I’ve got nothing!
Four things that should go into room 101 and be removed from the face of the earth.
- Anyone who has ever appeared on Big Brother.
- People who take up more than one parking space.
- Grey’s Anatomy.
Three things people do that make you want to shake them violently.
- Putting ‘Baby on Board’ signs on their car windows (do you really think it makes a difference you fucking morons!)
- Old people doing their banking at lunchtime. (Fuck off, you’ve got all fucking day, we’ve only got half an hour!) OK, so I’ve got all day too, but it still pisses me off.
- Sounding foreign.
Two things you find yourself moaning about.
- Sex. Oh wait, you said about, not during…OK, then make that getting old.
- All the crap that’s on TV these days.
One thing the above answers tell you about yourself.
- That I’m an ageist, old xenophobe with a hatred of bad programming and people with children who can’t park properly. (you can read the ambiguity any way you like, it’s valid either way)
Another thing that pisses me off is when people create a meme, and as part of the meme make all these commandments that you have to obey, they normally include things like "Thou shall link back to me so my Technocrati ranking improves", and "Thou shall post these commandments as part of your post". Well my normal response is "Fuck you", and I see no reason to change now.
If I’ve offended anyone, I didn’t mean to, that was just an added bonus.
Ok, now before anyone else gets all bent out of shape, I don’t really hate foreigners (I’ve been one many times), hell I don’t even hate old farts all that much! The jury is still out on those Baby on Board signs though.
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