Yessireee Bob! I got me another one of them purty awards for my sidebar. This time it’s because I’m not creative. Now, I must confess that I was just a little miffed that no-one gave me the Kiss Arse Award that seems to be so popular these days, I think it may be called something else but never mind.
Yep, I was feeling rather down, but my despondency just plain disappeared when Swampy awarded me this little gem…
It even comes in two flavours….
I can’t quite seem to put my finger on why, but mine just doesn’t seem to look the same as all the other’s I’ve seen around the blogosphere lately, I’m sure it ‘s fine though.
Well this is a first! An update to a post that hasn’t even been published yet, I wrote it last night but I had a more pressing post (actually I had a pressed meat post). It seems that Shades thinks my visage has made sufficient contact with her posterior to qualify me for the Arse Kissing Award. Thanks Miss Shades (I’m not putting a link here because she’s very private, and NO I am not making her up!).
The Schmooze award is one of those awards that is actually a cleverly disguised means for the originator to increase their blog ranking by telling everyone to link back to them (some people try to make money out of blogging). So on behalf of those of us with a half a brain (I sometimes wish I had a whole one), and in the true spirit of schmoozing, I’d just like to say "Fuck you". My policy in this situation is that I never link to sites that say I have to link to them, I also don’t pass on the award to anyone. (that doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate J’s sentiment in awarding it to me)
PS. A few of you have been remarking on how I seem to be able to get comments on the lamest of posts. That’s the whole point! Bloggers are generally nice guys, and their compassion causes them to feel sorry for me, so they come to aid of a sinking ship. Simple.
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