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Commenting got you down? Is the time and effort required to leave a witty, clever, insightful , or hell, even a meaningful comment got you looking like this? Are you frazzled after a session of reading blogs and leaving comments and just want to get your life back? Then this may be the answer you’re looking for!
If you’re tired of the amount of time it takes to come up with witty or meaningful comments for all the blogs you read, then this is for you. Thanks to Mindy over at Mama Drama those brain wracking days are gone forever! Min has finally perfected her "Random Comment Generator". This little gem is the answer to those age old blogging dilemmas such as "What the fuck do I say to that piece of shit post?" and "I didn’t actually read the post but I still want to comment."
Below are a couple of photos of this magic little device, followed by some examples…
Isn’t that just the sweetest piece of machinery you ever did see? Never again will you be at a loss for a comment, and after a while people will be so used to the comments being short and cryptic that they will no longer even notice that they don’t seem to have anything to do with the post.
The classic lines hide the impressive technology within, and you would be proud to have this in your Living room. It would even go well in the bathroom (given the quality of some of the posts around, you might like to produce comments close to shit too).
It comes in several colours (kinda like a chameleon having an orgasm) to match any decor.
For a better look at the technology involved, let’s open one up and see what inside. You’ll soon understand what all the buzz is about…
As you can see it’s pretty hi-tech, and it’s completely user configurable, as we supply an eraser as well as a pencil. In no time at all you’ll have yours set up to deliver just the kind of clever and insightful comments that you have become known for, but with a lot less effort (and words).
So come on, get off your arses and get to the phone now, our operators are just reading magazines and I’d prefer them to be working.
Not convinced? Well let’s have a look at some of the output of this wonder of the blogoshpere…
These are actual comments left by real people to genuine posts, it don’t get no more real than this folks!
Mindy (her real name) used to be a very sporadic commenter (in fact I only had about 15 comments from her in the year prior to her getting an RCG). But since she got her "Random Comment Generator" things have certainly changed. She now comments regularly and these are just some of the gems produced by the RCG over the last couple of weeks:
On a post about gift packages:… I;m dyin’ here!
On a post about lookalikes:… I’ll buy that for a dollar!
On a post about aprons:… Great post!
On a post about Nutella:… Amen!!!
On a post about my Blogiversary:… What!!??!!
On a post about a Ferrari:… close one!
On Yesterday’s post about lying:… Atta boy, Willow!
On a post about being tired:… Hi marnie!
On a post about a new music discovery:… How’s it going, Willow?
On a post about stuff on the net:… Love it!
About my dogs running away:… Treats for everyone!!
On getting an award:… *LOL*
And my favourite, on a post about me falling off a roof:… Hilarious!
Let’s hear from Min herself "Thinking up comments use to be such a pain in the butt! Now with the new Random Comment Generator I’ve not only revived my passion for blogging, I look a whole lot better too."
So come on, what are you waiting for? Why spend time struggling over what to say in a comment? You’ve seen what it did for Min, we guarantee results like that for you too!
Get those cheque books out, or if you’re in America you can even use a checkbook!
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