Welcome my children to this second Sunday Service™, I’m sure you’ll find today’s McService both spiritual and enlightening. Could those who believed that last sentence please meet me behind the church after the second sermon©, as I’ve got some great deals on real estate, including some bridges and a couple of national monuments. Update** Seems that some of my flock are more interested in a ‘laying of the hands’ tryst behind the altar…shame on you!
Today’s lesson is all about expectations, and what we want out of life. I have always found the only true way to achieve inner satisfaction is to set the bar so low that it’s absolutely impossible to fail, yet strangely I still seem to manage to do just that (Hmmm, must look into that one day). However, for the rest of you, do as I say and not as I do, for I am merely a conduit for someone much greater than me. Hahahahaha now that was funny! Who the hell is greater than me!? (that was a rhetorical question)
So my first lesson is to accept what you are, don’t keep wishing things were different or you’ll just end up being all angst ridden like this parishioner…
You see how unhappy she seems? Don’t let that happen to you! Pay heed to my words of wisdom lest ye find yourselves running around willy nilly trying to discover the meaning of life, like these poor deluded parishioners…
That, in case you haven’t already figured it out, is why the guys were pooped in yesterday’s photos. They did that for about 30 minutes and then ran out of gas.
Now, go forth and multiply…or go fifth and divide, it’s up to you, but don’t forget to leave your donation in the box provided.
MaBloMe post #11
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