There’s a couple of things you need to know about Buddy (or not), a) he’s butt ugly, b) he’s butt obsessed. That is until recently. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still butt ugly (although if you like pugs he’s not so bad), but lately he’s not as overwhelmingly butt obsessed has he has been for the past six years or so.
For ages now, Buddy has had a substance abuse problem, he has had an insatiable appetite for crack, butt crack that is, and Bentley has always been his main supplier. But(one ‘t’) recently, Buddy Buttlicker has expanded his horizons, no longer does he fancy a faecal feast, salivate over a shit sandwich, crave a crunchy crap cake, tend towards a turd taco or beg for a butt burger. No sir! things have changed recently, no longer does he relish the rectum, adore the anus or sup on the sphincter.
You see, Buddy has recently discovered the vagina, and apparently he finds it much more to his liking. As a consequence he’s abandoned the anus, rejected the rectum and sacked the sphincter in favour of Belle’s equipment. You could almost say that he’s fond of puppy pussy.
It also turns out that Belle, like Bentley, is somewhat of an enabler. She will often just walk up and straddle Buddy placing her clam right in front of his face. I took this picture this morning to illustrate…
Those lines in the picture are vertical blinds if you’re wondering.
So there you have it. In a nutshell, Buddy has replaced the poop chute with the pup chute, which basically means he’s swapped ‘o’ for ‘u’. So now what I want you all to do, is go back to the post title and give a collective "Ah ha! That WT is such a clever fellow!!" (if you don’t understand, just ask in the comments; someone will explain it to you)
Oh just one more thing in case you don’t already know…all my pets have been de-sexed, including the cats, that’s responsible pet ownership.
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